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Im sorry to admit this. I laughed like hell at the donkey frisbee banana thing. Do I need help?

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Excellent info--I learned a lot. I asked Chatgpt the same question about cat jokes and it gave me the SAME replies that it di to you. So it just searches the web for apparently the most used. I re-directed it, asking it to make its own up and be sure they are not found elsewhere. It actually ttok some time to respond then gave: (not very funny)

1. My cat stared at the wall for three hours.

I finally joined her.

We’re both waiting to see who blinks first: the ghost or the landlord.

2. I tried to discipline my cat for knocking over a plant.

She blinked slowly and whispered,

"You live in my terrarium now."

3. I bought my cat a self-cleaning litter box.

Now she just sits in front of it all day,

waiting for it to finish evolving.

4. My cat has a new hobby: judging my life choices.

Every time I open the fridge after midnight,

she whispers, "Again?"

5. I asked my cat if she loved me.

She knocked my glass off the table and said,

"Define 'love'… and hurry. The dog’s watching."

6. My cat took my spot on the couch.

I asked politely for it back.

She responded by licking herself.

I think that was a “no.”

7. I bought a toy mouse that squeaks when touched.

My cat gifted it to me on my pillow at 3 a.m.

Message received: “You squeak too much.”

8. I tried to meditate with my cat.

She purred in harmony for a moment, then bit my toe.

Apparently I reached inner peace before she did.

9. My cat wrote a memoir:

“From Litter to Legend: One Nap at a Time.”

The audiobook is just purring.

10. My cat knocked over a glass, shredded a curtain, and erased my document.

Then sat in my lap like nothing happened.

I think I live with a tiny, elegant supervillain.

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