1: Most pirates nowadays look like Johnny Depp from Pirates of the Caribbean, complete with dreadlocks and eye shadow. Most don't have the stereotypical eyepatch. Or a parrot.
2. They live in an age when computers didn't exist. They still have a laptop, and know how to work these machines, even drunk.
3. Pirates seem to prefer Apple.
4. One has a keyboard without a screen. How does that work?
Great comparison! My takeaways:
1: Most pirates nowadays look like Johnny Depp from Pirates of the Caribbean, complete with dreadlocks and eye shadow. Most don't have the stereotypical eyepatch. Or a parrot.
2. They live in an age when computers didn't exist. They still have a laptop, and know how to work these machines, even drunk.
3. Pirates seem to prefer Apple.
4. One has a keyboard without a screen. How does that work?
True pirates don't need a screen! Also, I hear rumors that Apple is working on a new eye product for loyal pirate customers: the iPatch.